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Logorrheic Bastard!!!
Wachoo's Wonky Wordage
Created on 2003-05-08 10:42:58 (#1048936), last updated 2006-07-31
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My name is Paul and I am old. Not visibly, but mentally and emotionally. I have the retarded-ear growth of a seventy-year-old. I enjoy fighting, swearing, and holding hands on long walks in the forest.
My occupation is defined as "legal drug dealer". I dole out prescription drugs which means that I have access to powerful narcotics, so if you need a hit of anything you should try bribing me. I'm not saying it'll work specifically, but it can't hurt...
My occupation is defined as "legal drug dealer". I dole out prescription drugs which means that I have access to powerful narcotics, so if you need a hit of anything you should try bribing me. I'm not saying it'll work specifically, but it can't hurt...
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